Late Night with Jimmy Fallon is in Indianapolis for the Super Bowl. For their 'Real Housewives of Late Night' skit last night, they managed to convince Colts players Robert Mathis, Antoine Bethea, Pierre Garcon, Dallas Clark, and Dan Orlovsky that they look good wearing women's clothing.
Photo from Phil Wilson's Twitter
Of the five, I gotta say Pierre looks the best.
Dallas Clark was 'Sherry.' Orlovsky was 'Mary-Ann.' Pierre was 'Paris.' Antoine was 'Shay-Shay,' and Robert was 'Noelle.'
Probably my favorite part in the skit was when Fallon, also in drag, gets in a fight with Robert 'Noelle' Mathis and says, 'Call up Tim Tebow and have him pray for you, 'cause you gonna need it!'
While the skit was great, it would have been gold if they'd have gotten Peyton. Yes, he would be a truly ugly woman, but the comedy would have been beautiful to behold.
You can watch the skit after the jump.
Robert should have 'Noelle' stitched on his jersey for the rest of his career after this skit.
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pretty hilarious!
I agree Pierre was the best looking of them all hahaha. I also like how Mathis didn’t try to change his voice AT ALL!
danorocks17 - February 4, 2012
agree
Phillycolt - February 5, 2012
Orlovsky
makes a better housewife than QB.
Sir Sci - February 4, 2012
They should have gotten Painter.
He looks like a female all the time.
Ayrshire - February 4, 2012
they wanted a QB who has a greater than .04% chance of being on the team next year
muncie_in_this - February 4, 2012
Mathis put a hint in there
He said I love indianapolis and I never want to leave. you think he made that line or was told to say!
Cwhite916 - February 4, 2012
That wasn't Mathis...
What, do all black drag queens look alike to you? Racist…
Mark Olson - February 5, 2012
That was cool
Thanks…that was cool….Mathis is a bad man….he needs to never not be a Colt. Sign the man…overall the guys did a good job as celebrities…
Colts53 - February 4, 2012
i really wanted to see mathis come through with the strip-sack on fallon with that pineapple
or at least have antione intercept it. but yeah the skit was pretty funny otherwise
muncie_in_this - February 4, 2012
In other news...
How fucked up is this?/—>http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/patriots-heartlessly-release-tiquan-underwood-eve-super-bowl-004651704.html
Cutting a guy the night before? One more reason to root against this classless cold blooded team. FU NE…hope you get smashed tomorrow.
Antillar - February 5, 2012
oh shit. that is hilarious and awful
because of this
i hope they at least let him stand on the sideline
muncie_in_this - February 5, 2012
I read though that he'll still get a ring if the Pats win.
The article said, “If there’s any consolation for Underwood — who turns 25 on Feb. 17 — it’s that, having played five games for the team this year, making three catches, he’ll still get a ring if the Patriots beat the Giants.”
I wonder if this is the first time this has ever happened.
dizzrock - February 5, 2012
not the first time
Because edge got a ring when the colts won the superbowl
jopat18 - February 5, 2012 via mobile
Hey guys, Giants fan here.
I am amazed at all the #18 jerseys walking around at the NFL experience. No doubt about it, Peyton is well deserving of this. He built the franchise. So it got me wondering about that age old debate on fans and if they are fans of the team or player. So knowing how much Peyton means to the colts, and IF he plays for another team, how many of you fans will follow Peyton or stay with the Colts? I have always been on the side of the team not the player.
dizzrock - February 5, 2012
I will follow the Colts!
I hope Manning does get another ring as Indy will be rebuilding and not in contention the next few years…
But if Manning plays vs. the Colts I will root for him to throw 7 INTs and lose by 50
(206)NightRidah - February 5, 2012
Oh I'm takin the pineapple
Losing manning will be really tough. He’s my all time favorite Colt which I’m sure can be said for a lot of the people on this board. But I’ll never be a Seahawks fan or 49er fan or chief fan just because Peyton went there. Now if the team he goes to makes the playoffs I’ll want that team to win. But I used to listen to blacked out colts games on the radio in my living room when I was a kid so there’s no one player who will make me turn my back on the Colts. You don’t need a quarterback as good as Peyton to win the superbowl. Tom Brady has prooven that three times.
Can't Wait!! - February 5, 2012 via mobile
Hahaha nice brady burn
muncie_in_this - February 5, 2012 via Android app
Hi
Hey dizzrock, did you get a chance to check out the zip-line?
Antillar - February 5, 2012
I can follow both
muncie_in_this - February 5, 2012 via Android app
Disgusting
Ty46 - February 5, 2012
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